There was cake under there, allegedly



by Business-Stuff8711

38 Comments

  1. Joker-Dyke

    Like… I could understand a handsome drizzle of that chocolate sauce, but that’s just an overindulgent amount omg

  2. DeliveryBrilliant346

    The facial expressions are pissing me off more than the cake.

  3. ZuStorm93

    Great, now it looks like diarrhea. His face says it all…

    ![gif](giphy|wTI6hkUqFn9OE)

  4. W00D3N_K4T

    The amount of chocolate is making me gag tho 🤮

  5. ButtholeBread50

    You know what, I’d eat that. I’d regret it real fast, but I’d eat it.

  6. Froz3nP1nky

    Totally reasonable ratio of chocolate sauce to cake /s

  7. It looks like it’s covered in R.F.K. Jr.’s excrement.

  8. Shhh_wasting_time

    I don’t want to leave a mess, so I’d be the person over apologizing for ordering their own creation

  9. Ranger523

    Allegedly? We saw the cake, now his facial expressions whete cringe AF

  10. FritosRule

    So the cake looks like it threw up on itself.

    Neat.

  11. BurningRiceEater

    I hate these kinds of performative people

  12. Jibril-Vakarine

    I cant , that mess…….. the table….

  13. PissNBiscuits

    It’s been a minute since I’ve seen the movie, but I don’t recall the cake being so… liquidy. It was a pretty basic, straight forward chocolate cake. This was not that.

  14. pinetreeclimbing

    He looks like AI successfully spawned one of it’s hallucinations

  15. Ok_Star_4136

    For those days when you have nothing to do, too much money in your wallet, and you just kinda want to mess up your shirt and feel sorry afterwards.

  16. Reasonable-Ad7755

    If that sauce was a little thicker and less of this might not be have bad

  17. Fairy2play

    I hate his face, I feel a sudden urge to slap him.

  18. PrincessImpeachment

    The “Matilda Cake” cardboard thing sticking out from inside the cake and covered in sauce bothers me the most out of everything.

  19. FamFamFigelow

    They say don’t judge a book by it’s cover but let’s be honest that dude fucking sucks lmao

  20. Glittering-Sea276

    You almost got to pretend you love it. I’m sure it costs a lot. It looks terrible. Maybe if the metal was freezing cold and after he poured the chocolate in it became solid instead of liquid It might be a bit better. But that cake with a scoop of chocolate ice cream probably tastes exactly the same and looks a lot better

  21. Have_a_Bluestar_XMas

    Why not just pour the liquid chocolate on top of the cake directly instead of making a mess with that stupid metal thing?

  22. thejonathanpalmer

    Has this guy just been let out of prison?

  23. BackInBlackTL

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    Matilda cake wasn’t drenched in all that sauce though. You lying to me son.

  24. blazedancer1997

    Wasn’t the Matilda cake just a whole chocolate cake? A slice of cake is not a Matilda cake

  25. CeemoreButtz

    He was so focused on the camera and having a reaction, I wonder if he even tasted the first bite. I don’t even hate it, I just wonder why someone would bother following him.